horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(Source: , via partybarackisinthehousetonight)

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via marypussypoppins)

excitingbounty:

I love how Krabby has a tiny photo of Ash to look at in his bowl.

excitingbounty:

I love how Krabby has a tiny photo of Ash to look at in his bowl.

(via destinyofsuper)

smatter:

too straight for gay people too gay for straight people

(via onadarknight)

rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

(Source: heterosaxual, via lepreas)